Orgasmic Chef

Halloween Cookies

This month’s cooking club were looking for ideas and well, I’m an ideas sort of woman.   The problem is, I often suggest things that I have no clue how to do.

I say this because I have never decorated cookies other than to sprinkle some sugar or add an m&m.  I looked up my trusty friend Martha and then About.com who gave me a recipe for the sugar cookies that they said would be perfect for Halloween cookies.  It would be perfect if I lived in the Northern Hemisphere in October.

It’s summer down here and well, the wonderfully crispy and delicious cookies were fine until I flooded them and had to leave them out to dry.  Now they’re still tasty cookies but all the crunch went away with the summer rain we had all day yesterday.

I made the royal icing and while it’s not my favorite, it came out really good.  I hadn’t thought about how difficult it was going to be to get a really black icing.  I used gel but I think I’d try a powder color next time.

Honestly, if someone else had suggested decorating cookies I would have cursed them.  What a job!  By the time I got the cookies flooded (and the kitchen covered in black icing) it was 11pm.  This morning I got up and looked at them and said, “where did all those bubbley things come from??”  I arghed.  a lot.  I wasn’t going to make them again for this post.  I love you, but not that much.  I’m still digging the black color out of my fancy new fingernails.

On another note, a few weeks ago I registered my interest in the Human Brochure campaign by the Visit Canberra tourism group.  The promo was that they were looking for 500 people from around Australia who use social media to come to Canberra as their guest and then blog, Facebook and Twitter their experience.  It also asked if you wanted to bring someone along with you so I added John.

Imagine my surprise when I was selected in the food category.  They wrote and told me that I’d been chosen to attend on the 26th of October.  Now we all know how much people earn from blogs (nothing) and that doesn’t cover flights, accommodation nor food, so I ignored it.  I do get a lot of email but I should have replied.

I had a really crap week and imagine my surprise when the tourism office called and said, “aren’t you coming??”  I said, “uhh, I really can’t afford it.”

Then she said, “Maureen it’s all expenses paid, flights, accommodation and food for you and John,” won’t you change your mind?   So we’ll be in Canberra on the 26th and I’ll be a human brochure and tell you all about it.

Now about these cookies.  I’m going to put my recipe in but don’t make these on a damp day or you’ll be disappointed.  They’ll come out of the oven all crackly and delicious and then they’ll turn into tiny slices of flat cake.  You’ll eat them anyway but you’ll curse me so you’ve been warned.

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Halloween Cookies
 
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Have some fun making decorated cookies for Halloween. The kids will love you for it and they might even help.
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Recipe type: Dessert
Cuisine: American
Serves: 60
Ingredients
Cookies
  • 1-1/2 cups sugar
  • ⅓ cup shortening
  • ⅓ cup butter
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 3-1/4 cups flour
  • 2-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
Royal Icing
  • 3 tablespoons Meringue Powder
  • 4 cups pure icing/confectioners’ sugar sifted
  • 6 tablespoons warm water
Instructions
Cookies
  1. In a large bowl cream the shortening and the sugar.
  2. Add the eggs, extract, and milk.
  3. In a medium bowl mix the dry ingredients with a wire whisk.
  4. Add the dry ingredients to the large bowl.
  5. Mix with mixer until well combined.
  6. With hands, shape dough into a ball.
  7. Wrap with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 2 to 3 hours.
  8. Preheat oven to 400F/200
  9. Lightly grease cookie sheets.
  10. Roll half or ⅓ dough at a time, keep the rest refrigerated.
  11. For crisp cookies, roll dough, paper thin. For softer cookies, roll ⅛ " to ¼" thick.
  12. With floured cookie cutter, cut into shapes.
  13. Re-roll trimmings and cut.
  14. Place cookies ½ inch apart on cookie sheets.
  15. Decorate with colored sugar or leave plain if you want iced cookies
  16. Bake 8 minutes or until very light brown.
  17. Remove cookies to racks; cool
  18. Makes about 6 dozen cookies
Royal Icing
  1. Beat all ingredients until icing forms a peak (7-10 minutes at low speed with a heavy-duty mixer, 10-12 minutes at high speed with a hand-held mixer).
  2. Divide into small portions and color.
  3. Use this icing to pipe a perimeter line around the shape of your cookie then thin the icing and flood the cookie. The perimeter line will keep the flooding from falling onto the floor. Let dry.
Notes
** Rolling Hints: Sue B. says: " Roll the dough out BEFORE chilling and then chill. I roll out my sugar cookie dough right after it is mixed up between 2 sheets of waxed paper, place it on to a flat baking sheet and put it in the fridge. Continue until all the dough is rolled out, stacking the dough sheets on top of the first one. You will go through a lot of waxed paper, but the convenience is worth it for me. When you're ready to cut them out, take out one sheet at a time, peel off the top waxed paper, lightly rub some flour onto the dough, replace the waxed paper and flip the dough sheet over. Peel off the now top sheet of waxed paper and you're ready to cut out your cookies. Collect the dough scraps in a plastic baggie so they don't dry out, re-roll when you have enough for a large sheet. I reuse some of the waxed paper sheets for re-rolling the scraps. A couple tips..... If the waxed paper slips on the counter while rolling, wipe the counter with a damp cloth. And while rolling the dough, sometimes the bottom waxed paper wrinkles, flip over the dough and waxed paper, release waxed paper and re-roll. This method of rolling out cookie dough has been a real time and mess saver for me." ShadoeRose says: "I have found that it is difficult to roll if attempting to do so immediately after taking out of the refrigerator. Take a portion of the dough out and put the rest back in the refrigerator as you don't want the dough to get to room temperature. Let the piece you are working with, warm slightly but keeping beneath room temperature. Experiment with different lengths of time of warming until you find the temperature you find the easiest to work with." ***To decorate with colored sugars: Prepare cookies by brushing with heavy cream or an egg white slightly beaten with 1 tablespoon of water. Sprinkle with decorative toppings. ***To decorate with food colors: Mix 1 egg yolk and ¼ teaspoon water. Divide mixture among several custard cups. Tint each with different food color to make bright colors. (If paint thickens while standing, stir in a few drops of water.) Paint designs on cookies with small paint brushes.
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Once you get the cookies done (which btw, if you only have one oven rack like I do -thanks for nothing Miele – takes a while) you need to make some royal icing.  I took the easy way out and used meringue powder but it’s possible to make this with egg whites.   Since I was new on the job I figured I needed all the help I could get.

The other members of the cooking club are The Deep DishDinner or Dessert, Simply Sweet Justice , and the Grad School Chef to see their version of the cookies.

 

 

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